Scene 3: The (Revamped) Obstacle Course

Setting

General Riggs leads Dogeman to a colossal training area within the Department of Government Efficiency, where each station is designed to test Dogeman’s ability to cut through election chaos and tangle with do-nothing bureaucracies.

1. Climbing the Bureaucratic Wall

   • The giant wall is constructed of endless voter registration forms, out-of-date regulations, and mind-numbing compliance manuals.

   • Riggs: “Dogeman, to work alongside Trump and Elon, you must conquer what they hate most: paperwork run amok.”

   • Dogeman grips his Pen of Efficiency, wreathed in a red-white-and-blue aura. He slashes through the forms, forging a path upward—an homage to Trump’s bold approach and Elon’s futuristic flair.

2. The Debate Gauntlet (With a Twist)

   • Dogeman enters a hall filled with animatronic political figures, including Robot-Biden, Robot-Kamala, and a few random, incompetent bureaucrats repeating lines like:

     • “We’ll get to that next session…”

     • Robot-Biden: “Look, folks… we gotta do the… thing… you know, the form…”

     • Robot-Kamala (laughs on loop): “That’s a committee discussion, for sure!”

   • Dogeman counters with the Bark of Truth, a supersonic roar that overloads the robots’ repetitive scripts.

   • A hologram of Elon Musk appears, cheering Dogeman on:

     • Elon: “That’s right—blast ‘em with logic, Dogeman!”

   • A cameo from Trump: “Beautiful dog—really fantastic. I love it.”

3. The Swing State Maze

   • A labyrinth of shifting polling stations and swirling lines, where bureaucrats randomly move the stations in the name of “security,” creating confusion instead.

   • Dogeman uses his Nose for Democracy to sniff out the correct path, occasionally guided by Elon’s voice over a comm link:

     • Elon: “You’re getting closer, buddy—fewer red tape tangles on that route.”

   • Dogeman emerges triumphant, holding a small American flag clenched in his paw.