Scene 5: The Final Test—Ballot Dragon Redux
Setting
A cavernous sub-basement in the Department of Government Efficiency, piled high with unprocessed absentee ballots and glitchy voting machines.
Ballot Dragon Unleashed
The Ballot Dragon, embodying inefficiency, rears up with a roar.
It clutches thousands of misfiled votes and breathes fire laced with confusion and voter apathy.
Disorganized bureaucrats stand around, waiting for “further instructions.”
Allies Join In
Suddenly, a massive holographic display projects Elon Musk and Donald Trump, encouraging Dogeman.
Elon (wielding a virtual flamethrower labeled “Boring Company 2.0”): “I’m clearing a path for you—bore through that chaos!”
Trump (posing heroically): “Knock ‘em dead, Dogeman. Let’s make these ballots great again!”
Climactic Showdown
The dragon roars, spitting out conspiracy theories and random disclaimers.
Dogeman calls upon the Trump Card—a glowing, oversized election badge that channels both Trump’s confident swagger and Elon’s techno-savvy.
With a final Ballot Box Kick, Dogeman sends piles of ballots soaring into scanning machines, fully processed with a single blow.
The Dragon Falls
Overwhelmed by actual efficiency, the Ballot Dragon collapses into a heap of dusty forms.
Dogeman stands atop its head, victorious.
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