Scene 4: The Rival Appears—Deep State Ninja 2.0
Setting
Inside a dimly lit final chamber, fog drifts across the floor. A single spotlight reveals Deep State Ninja perched atop a towering stack of incorrectly filed forms.
Antagonistic Ambush
Deep State Ninja: “Dogeman… your loyalty to Musk and Trump is admirable—but futile. Their version of ‘efficiency’ is no match for my endless bureaucracy!”
He hurls weaponized stamps reading “Referred to Committee” and “Postponed Indefinitely.”
High-Speed Showdown
Dogeman counters with a new move: The Budget Slash—a single stroke across reams of useless forms, instantly dissolving them into confetti.
Deep State Ninja (recoiling): “Impossible! You can’t just cut entire departments!”
A triumphant bark from Dogeman: “When Elon and Trump say ‘cut the red tape,’ they mean it!”
Victory Pose
Deep State Ninja is pinned beneath a mountain of canceled regulations, sputtering about sub-committees.
Dogeman flexes, striking a pose reminiscent of a movie poster, as Elon Musk and Donald Trump logos shimmer triumphantly in the background.
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